Conversation

Jennifer: How about "YO" for a name of your future yarn business?

Me: Not a bad name at all! I should collect a list of names. Names for the yarn store, not names in general. People: "What is the name of your yarn store?" Me: "Stupid Poopy Booger Head".

Jennifer: How about Sit & Spin?

Me: [choke!] You made me inhale my water and spill it down my sweater.

Jennifer: To strangers Carey would say, "I'm the owner of the Sit & Spin store."

Me: We might attract the WRONG sort of clientele, though. Sleazy people dressed in dominatrix outfits enter the store, look around at all the yarn and fiber and wheels and say, "Well THIS isn't what I had in mind at ALL."

Jennifer: Future converts into the wonderful world of fibers & knitting.

Me: "Wow, this is WAY better than S&M!" they will say as I show them some knit stitches.

Jennifer: Just tell them to think of all the money they could save if they would just knit their own sex stuff.

Me: You know, I think they have pattern books for that. Frighteningly enough.

Jennifer: You're probably right. Very scary!

Me: You know this conversation is totally going into the blog, right?

Jennifer: Sweet!